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Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form 

Wonderful. As Jonathan Hoefler over at H&FJ says, Precisely the kind of project that the internet was made for.

Another take on LAMP 

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Tim Bray:

Acronym Key
WIMP Windows, IIS
DAMN DirectX, ActiveX, .NET
[…]
SIN SQL Server, IIS, .NET

As spoken by a very wise man.

Memento Mori 

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A novella on which my favourite film of all times, Memento, is based. Not quite as good as the film but very decent for a short story.

In Layman's terms 

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The Daily WTF:

For those unfamiliar with Value Chain Integration, in layman’s terms it synergizes backward overflow while optimizing cardinal grammeters in addition to allowing customers to parabolize slithy toves at the least embiggoned cost possible.

You know, in layman’s terms.

Thsrs 

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I imagine this thesaurus could be useful for twitterers.

Typographers' Handwriting 

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Interesting idea from Cameron Adams: How do typographers’ handwriting look?

Turns out, many of them have quite sloppy handwriting — no offense but really, Mark Simonson’s could go for mine.

If these examples are in any way representative, I think it’s safe to say that there are little to no correlation between handwriting and the types they create. But it was an interesting idea nonetheless, and one that I think Cameron deserves duly credit for.

(By the way, Nikola Djurek’s handwriting is bloody gorgeous. It bears reminiscence of Zapfino.)

Jack Daniels are morons 

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I am reminded of the time Coca Cola threatened a small Danish site with legal actions, although the only thing it did was list bargain prices of Coca Cola around the country. What’s wrong with these chaps?

Good luck to Dave going forward.

Yahoo Resignation Auto-generator 

A little harsh, but really quite funny.

(Via Daring Fireball)

What is Good Tequila? 

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I know absolutely nothing about tequila, but I do know that I like them, and Bill seems to know a thing or two about them, and I’m inclined to believe anything he says.

Teach the Controversy About Barack Obama 

Barack Obama take his daughters HUNTING every weekend — HUNTING LIBERALS, that is. Liberals are ALWAYS IN SEASON.

Oh yes.

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